caught someone in office?
1. Record a video
Mock them at every available opportunity. Suggest they be more discrete?
Did they use your desk?
Jacky, if I was in your place, I'd do nothing. What they were doing might have been "against office policy", but it's hardly an important matter. Let them get on with their life, and get on with yours. Reporting them, or gossiping about it, really won't do anyone any good.
Tell them to be more discrete. Say that you know you should report them to HR, but you won't.
A regular being anon.
If he's married, tell his wife.
If she is married, tell her husband. Women can be louts too.
If he's married, and you hope to get some rebound sex off him, tell his wife.
If you did report them, it's doubtful your boss will thank you for it, but instead they'll resent you for it (and it will likely come back to haunt you). Your boss will likely view it as their business, outside of work hours, and irrelevant to their roles as employees, however because it is "against office policy" their hand will be forced to act as they know that you're their judgementally looking on.
Next time, join them and videotape it...
Geez, everybody does it at the office. Don't you read grouphug.us?
>Personally I think they did something wrong, and of course this is against office policy.
I would have stopped by and given them advice (squeeze her ... lighter, wow, yes, this is good, go ahead, etc).
Stick a couple of these in their office, that will put a stop to anything:
Reporting them does not benefit you. Instead, file this away and let them know that they owe you a favor. You may need it someday.
If you do report it, even if you do it anonymously, the two involved (and, consequently, everyone else in the office) will know it was you, and your worklife will take a rather sharp tumble into the abyss.
> I think they did something wrong
As they say on You-Know-What-Kind-Of-Company:
Dot For This One
Only a jerk would rat them out..
A gentle reminder that your office is a place of business ought to do the job. If he was "pleading", then it's pretty obvious he's gotten the hint anyway.
it remembers me when I had sex with my girlfriend in the office one night. but we was lucky as we closed the door with a key.
Live and let f*ck!
In Australia a few years ago our Tourism Minister rooted his wife on his desk. His wife let it slip to the papers for some reason.
You should go running like the little school-girl you are and tattle on them.
There was a humor news story a while back about nude photos of the mayor of a British Columbia town circling around -- some teenage kids at a party at the home were playing on their home PC , found the photos, and sent them out to other friends.
If you're evil and you think one of them is hot, use it as blackmail to get a little action for yourself.
Er, is "petting activities" the latest slang for "selling heroin" or something? I'm so out of it. (It can't be literally "petting", because that's not something to get upset about, unless you're Amish.)
I've had sex in the bathroom (henceforth known as 'going number three') at the office a couple of times, once with a co-worker I was dating and once with a co-worker I wasn't. No surprise, really, all the chicks at the office want me.
What are you lookin' at?
The majority of responses show the moral decadence in the USA. Your hegemony WILL fall !!!
mao tse tung
It depends how 'heavy' it was. Unless they were really going for it big time on the desk in the open office where poor sensitive souls might be offended, then I don't see what business it is of yours. Similarly if one or the other was in a power position and abusing that position (I mean a management position, ok ?!) then definately report it.
If you really had the thought of "reporting them", that further confirms my feeling that people SUCK! Or, at least, I wouldn't want to work with you.
That is so lame.
Have you people ever gone to Sunday School or read Bible?
God Bless America!
---"Have you people ever gone to Sunday School or read Bible? "---
So you will let these unsavory activities to happen again in your work environment in the future?
Petting is "unsavory"?
Yeah, if he had her bent of the bosses desk while doing up up the arse, waving a cowbat hat above his head and bellowing 'ye-hah' then that would be unsavory.
"Have you people ever gone to Sunday School or read Bible?"
So how was the sex? was it juicy? was she moaning while the guy was banging her? why didn't you join for a hot 3 way? that's sad, you gotta change that attitude of yours.
Dude looks like a lady, aha, aha.
"Then go home and suck your mommy's tit."
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