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Design pattern: Office politics I often see a pattern in office politics where a solution would be:
Tayssir John Gabbour
What the hell are you talking about?
Dorko
Yeah I have no idea what the hell you're talking about either.
Mr. Fancypants
What is blackmail, Alex?
Greg Hurlman
All right. In my professional life, I think a good strategy is to say nothing to others that I wouldn't say if a witness were present. That insulates me from a lot of politics and I believe it keeps one fairminded. However, that imaginary witness does not really exist, and people take liberties in what they say -- coworkers of mine have been asked to participate in some form of embezzlement, harassed, etc. And in some good orgs, managers would have liked to get rid of these malicious people, if only a witness could corroborate.
Tayssir John Gabbour
Ah..are you are thinking of checking on whether the office drones sleep at their desk :-) Why not just call the person and check if they answer!
Code Monkey
Wouldn't a microphone have much of the same effect? Why a webcam?
curious
Or a microphone. Sometimes the thought amuses me that someone's taping my conversation, so I make sure that I'm saying something interesting enough for an audience. ;)
Tayssir John Gabbour
Dude, you are way out there :)
Anon
This is old news:
Philo
I think he means more to prevent the "You said X" / "No I didn't" essence of most office politics.
Ron
When are you going to learn that being on the side of the truth doesn't help with office politics. If you prove to the boss that he really told you X when he told you Y, you will still take the fall.
pdq
In the words of George Carlin, referring to school:
Philo
I think Richard Nixon was the pioneer of recording conversations for posterity. Worked great for him.... <g>
Robert Jacobson
I always thought the webcams were for live porn sessions during the lunchbreak.
Stephen Jones
If this happens. I'm out of here. I'd rather shovel dirt.
christopher baus (www.baus.net)
Christopher's obviously never shoveled dirt for a living.
Jim
I'd rather enjoy shoveling dirt for a living. Brings back memories of long lost youth.
Homer
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