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The bloomin' Lor of Leaky Abstractions

I was so grateful to joel for translating Hydraplaning for we british, here's the whole article in Cockney.

Courtesy of the Dialectiser :

Ged Byrne
Wednesday, November 13, 2002


that's really cool Ged!

Prakash S
Wednesday, November 13, 2002


I wish I had the imagination to come up with stuff like this.

Ged Byrne
Wednesday, November 13, 2002

the dialect 'moron' is actually more understandable than the dialect 'hacker'

the truth of that worries me a little...

god will punish us all when he finds out
Wednesday, November 13, 2002

... sayin'  "learn 'ow ter do it Cocker Spanielly first, right, ffen use the wizzy tool ter Chas'n'Dave time."

If someone said that to me I don't think I could stop laughing.

Wednesday, November 13, 2002

Woss a Emperor Ming library, eh, luv? It's a way ter pretend that French Tutors can manipulate Emperor Mings just as easily as they can manipulate numbers. Woss a Royal Mile system, isit?It's a way ter pretend that an 'ard drive ain't right a bunch of spinnin' magnetic platters that can store bits at certain locations, but ravver an 'ierarchical system of folders-wivin-folders containin' individual Nobby Stiles that in turn consist of one or more Emperor Mings of Jimmy Whites.

Sunday, November 17, 2002

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