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offer for software consultants in US/UK/AUS

While Surfing the internet, I saw this borard.
Well I have a offer for software consultants in US/UK/AUS etc. You are doing your job allrite since you guys are working there and has links and more information about your area so you might know some comanies/org/ govt/non govt looking for their work to be done. so we can have a some kind of deal here..forward me the projects i'll forward it to my organization if the deal is done. you'll get your commision. if this sounds kool to you..lets get started and check how to do it.And all other information i'll provide you later once you confirmed from your end.Our organization is open to such parternerships and alliances.


I am working with a Software company having its main R&D lab in india and HQ in USA. Our is strong 300+ workforce and growing.
.So do respond if you can helps us in getting projects for our organization.
I'll be waiting to hear from you.
Looking forward for a quick reply and positive response.


Regards
Nitin Chauhan

nitin
Friday, May 14, 2004

Oh for the invention of the letter bomb by email.

Simon Lucy
Friday, May 14, 2004

What a professionally written letter!

John Topley (www.johntopley.com)
Friday, May 14, 2004

I believe that all of my current crop of clients spell 'cool' with a c.

I never realised how important this was to me before now, thanks!

FullNameRequired
Friday, May 14, 2004

>I believe that all of my current crop of clients spell 'cool' with a c.

As far as I'm concerned alot of comanies on this borard find spelling kool allrite and also not woories about long long Sentences with no punctation and Sporadic capitalizations as long as comission is ok

pls will u hlp

a2800276
Friday, May 14, 2004

nitin, that's a great idea.

We "software consultants" working here in the US/UK/Aus will put you in touch with our employers so you can take the work. Then we get sacked. It's a really good idea.

Brahmin
Friday, May 14, 2004

You're meant to spam management lists. Don't forget to mention your CMM-5 rating.


Friday, May 14, 2004

I AM PLEASED TO BE WRITING TO YOU IN UTTER CONFIDENCE REGARDING A MATTER OF MOST CONCERN. IN 1993, MY COLLEAGUE A MR J SPOLSKY (VERY FAMOUS NOW) PLACE FUNDS IN A TRUST FOR THE BENEFIT OF FAMILY. THESE FUNDS CONSIST OF OVER 1 MILION SHARES MICROSOFT STOCK. HOWEVER THE TRUST WAS INCORRECTLY REFUTED AND THE FUNDS ARE INACCESSIBLE EXCEPT BY A TRUSTED THIRD PARTY.

NITIN WE ASK YOU AS SUCH A TRUSTED ONE TO PLEASE POST YOUR ACCOUNT INFO ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD TO FACILITATE WIRE TRANSFER OF SAID FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT AFTER WHICH YOU WILL SPLIT REMAINDER WITH EACH MEMBER OF THE JOEL-ON-SOFTWARE FORUM.

THANKS YOU!

dir at badblue com
Friday, May 14, 2004

To  Nitin Chauhan esq,

Respected Sir,
                      I am a recruiter for a consortium of Saudi oil sheksh. I have been asked to find a proof-reader for their technical  department. I have tried to find both American and English Candidates, but because of the moral degeneracy of their sociieties and the total collapse of their education system which tries to "make them tnink" instead of learing anything, I have had little success, and indeed very few of those we have contacted even know how to spell "kool" korrectly. Accordingly we have decided to look into the Indian market. We are impressed by the success of Indians in such Intellectual pursuits as Spelling Bees, MasterMind, and getting into the Guinness book of records for having the longest toenails, whilst Westerners waste their time on such inferior pursuits as sex, sport and making money.

Accordingly we would like to call you for an interview for the position, which will pay the sum of $9,000 US during the probationary period going up to $11,000 after successful completion of the six month probationary period. Because of problems in getting a Saudi visa on time, we are holding the interviews in neighboring Iraq, to be precise in Sadr City in Bagdad. The interview will be held at Al-Faify's Falafell Food Emporium at 11.00 on Monday 31st May. In order for us to reoognize you please wear a Budweiser T-Shirt with the words "I love the USA" on the front, and a bacon sandwich on the back in case we send one of our UK representatives. Our interview team will be wearing American army combat uniform. In order to make yourself known to them when you see them you are to stand in the middle of the street and shout loudly "Allah Akbar" whilst pointing your mobile phone at the vehicle  nearest to them and clicking on the buttons.

Yours punctiliously,

Stephen Jones
Friday, May 14, 2004

I hope you are all this creative when *working*.  :)

sgf
Friday, May 14, 2004

"Looking forward for a quick reply and positive response."

just reading it a second time.....that is _really_ an unduly optimistic statement.


oh..and I actually laughed out loud stephen.  <g> happens all too rarely these days, so thanks.

FullNameRequired
Friday, May 14, 2004

Yeah Stephen, I got a kick out of that.

Elephant
Friday, May 14, 2004

>I am working with a Software company having its main R&D lab in india and HQ in USA. Our is strong 300+ workforce and growing.
.So do respond if you can helps us in getting projects for our organization.

From the ill-formed grammar, the manner it is written and the absolute ignorance it shows, it looks like someone from my company. My boss, most likely. Oh, they figured out this forum address from my Internet cache, I guess. Or they see me here all the time.

If its my boss in guise, I have a chance here to tell you what an a-hole you are, and go scotfree. Don't ever come here again, you scumbag.

To save my skin, I'll say this was a joke, boss. ;-)

Sathyaish Chakravarthy
Friday, May 14, 2004

Sathyaish,

You rock!  If I ever get replaced by an Indian, I hope it would be you! ;-)

Bill Rushmore
Friday, May 14, 2004

Now guys, tell me honestly, if you worked for someone like the OP here, would you really think it was mentally sick to whine about it? And did I not say they were keeping tab on where...

Sathyaish Chakravarthy
Friday, May 14, 2004

Nitin:

the document of customers is attached

[attachment: document.pif]

NetSky
Friday, May 14, 2004

No, NetSky. Shouldn't he be receiving the Sasser Ltd. report? They usually send the customer lists via email. OP, please check your email for documents with attachments. Kindly download one with the subject, "here's the file". I'm sure you'd have recieved some of those emails.

American Desi
Friday, May 14, 2004

I don't know. Seeing this posted here makes me wanna go buy Soldier of Fortune and hire someone to do what he does best on you, Nitin.

 
Friday, May 14, 2004

I will agree with that comment about Sathyaish.

If this forum were a sitcom. One of the central themes would be how all our work is being outsourced to India. One of the main characters would be a slightly mad indian who is actually actively engaged in one of ours outsourced jobs. Yet no one minds that he has our job. Because he is just too kool for words, he is our comic hero.

Aussie Chick
Saturday, May 15, 2004

No Aussie Chick. This has been asked before. Sathyaish is not involved in offshoring. I don't think KayJay is either. Not everyone in India works for a BPO.


Sunday, May 16, 2004

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