The bloomin' Lor of Leaky Abstractions
I was so grateful to joel for translating Hydraplaning for we british, here's the whole article in Cockney.
the dialect 'moron' is actually more understandable than the dialect 'hacker'
god will punish us all when he finds out
... sayin' "learn 'ow ter do it Cocker Spanielly first, right, ffen use the wizzy tool ter Chas'n'Dave time."
Woss a Emperor Ming library, eh, luv? It's a way ter pretend that French Tutors can manipulate Emperor Mings just as easily as they can manipulate numbers. Woss a Royal Mile system, isit?It's a way ter pretend that an 'ard drive ain't right a bunch of spinnin' magnetic platters that can store bits at certain locations, but ravver an 'ierarchical system of folders-wivin-folders containin' individual Nobby Stiles that in turn consist of one or more Emperor Mings of Jimmy Whites.
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